- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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