Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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leon harney ya pikey

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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baskets

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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