- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

out of your comfort zone

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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