- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What'sucks and white Jackson

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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