- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

josh roberts got the d in geog

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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