Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Breast cancer.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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69 :)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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