What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Anti Joke

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