Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

r u smart..... or ur black

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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