- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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