what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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