How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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