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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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