A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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