Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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