What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Chinese drivers.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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