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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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