- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

the asian kid gets an F

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Womens Rights

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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