a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Women's rights

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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You're welcome!

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Loner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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