- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

one day i went to bed

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

your going to die

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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