- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.