Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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