Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Basically copying you.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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