- Anti Joke

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.