What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

thumb_up thumb_down +18

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops