Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Xbox One

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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