Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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pickle sniffer

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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knock knock. come in.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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falling didnt make the difference

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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0 + 0 = 0

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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