- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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