why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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