Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Jerry.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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xavier stop

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Anti Joke

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