- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

0 + 0 = 0

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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