- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Anti-joke.com

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

one day i went to bed

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Woman's rights

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Anti-joke.com

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

one day i went to bed

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Woman's rights

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath