Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Penis

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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