Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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hi will

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Women's rights

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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This is not a joke or is it

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Anti-joke.com

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Knock knock Come in

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Anti Joke

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