What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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