IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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xavier stop

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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