How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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