Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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how may i help you

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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