- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Knock knock Who's there Police

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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