I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Membean

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

penis

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

A Jew! Bless you.

Neither have I

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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