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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Two guys walk into a bar.

A blind man walks into a wall.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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