- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

fruit salad?

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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