- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

How old are you? 20

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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