A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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