- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

roses are red. violets are violet...

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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