Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Women's rights

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

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