- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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