What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Women's rights.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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try slamming a revolving door

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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The government

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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