What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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