Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What color is red paint? Red

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Womens rights !

At least I dont have AIDS.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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