A black person walks out of KFC

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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