my gave me a game i said thank you

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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