What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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