- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

knock knock

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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