A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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