why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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