Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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