A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Society.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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