knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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