Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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