what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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