whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Society.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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