A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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