I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Get in the car.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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