KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

you lose.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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