A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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YOU

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Anti Joke

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