- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A man made a sandwich.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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