What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

you lose.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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