- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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