What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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leon harney ya pikey

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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