Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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YOU

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Im cute hehehee

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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