Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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the asian kid gets an F

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Xbox One

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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