Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Knock Knock Go Away

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Butt poop.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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a man said hi.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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