- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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general tso's broccoli

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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