A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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whats 2+2? math.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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