A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Xbox One

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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