Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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69 :)

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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