What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

you lose.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

How do you hold someone in suspense?

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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