- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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